"I'll be your Hillbilly MacGyver and your go-to guy," says Red Vanwinkle, who won't tolerate fools in Utopia. "I can fix just about anything," he says. "But there ain't no fixin' stupid."
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Expressed in Emojis: Tree, wrench, clinking beers.
Most Likely To: Get high on his home-grown "Red's Meds," land his own spin-off.
Natural Enemies: Lazy people, stupid people, dentists.
Behavioral Quirks: Speaks exclusively in folksy proverbs.
Red's Utopia: "Little honey, little shine, you'll feel all fine."